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Venezuelan Kids See Santa in the Street. What They Ask for Exposes Socialism's Evil...
Despite Santa Claus being the oldest symbol of patriarchy, xenophobia, sexism, racism, and overall oppression, he's bringing joy to starving kids in Venezuela. The bearded man is ruining all the things for which socialism stands. What a "white-privileged" blob.
Volunteers in Venezuela are dressing up as Santa, his elves, and clowns (creepy). They're handing out as much food, clothes, medicine, and toys as they can. But it's not enough.
They are volunteers of a program called "Santa in the Streets," founded 12 years ago to distribute gifts before Christmas to the poorest people in Caracas and elsewhere in Venezuela.
"We bring happiness to many people who in this situation are deeply sad and desperate. We bring them a little bit of happiness," said Francisco Ordaz, who has worked with the program for four years.
How sweet. Too bad it's not enough to save little Juan and Juanita, whose clavicles could cut veggies. If they had veggies.
Most ignored the shouts of Merry Christmas from the volunteer Santas, and few returned the greeting.
At one point an elderly lady in worn clothing shouted to Santa, "give us food!" and another gestured as if she were putting food in her mouth.
Kids did greet the caravan and also asked for food. Only a few wanted toys.
Time to pop a Prozac and call it a day.
While a leftist tranny, named Blossom, is at Starbucks ordering heshe's venti frap while posting heshe's support for socialism on Twitter, little Juan just breathed his last. Blossom yells "Healthcare for all," standing in heshe's Uggs manufactured by child factories in the Philippines. Meanwhile Juanita has just turned to vulgar ways of earning food. Capitalism vs socialism.
Onto more Christmasy things!