This past week was a rough one. First, we had the nutter who tried to go Unabomber on everyone with a "D" after their name. Lucky for everyone, the dicklord was a terrible bomb-maker. Then, to make matters worse, a murderous asshat opened fire on our Jewish brethren in a synagogue.

In the wake of that act, Trump is warning anyone who attacks our dreidel-spinning compadres in the Jewish community. Screw with them and we will destroy you:

This evil anti-Semitic attack is an assault on all of us. It's an assault on humanity. Through the centuries, the Jews have endured terrible persecution, and you know that. We've all read it. We've studied it. They've gone through a lot. And for those seeking destruction, we will seek their destruction.

Right on, Donny-T! When anyone attacks innocents from any group, minority or not, we will crush them. Like Michael Moore atop a woman of the night. After all, this is America.

It's funny how lefties are accusing the Donald of being a Hitlerian anti-Semite. I have yet to see the Trumpinator say a bad thing about the yarmulke-clad demographic. In fact, quite the opposite. If the Donald is a hater of the Jews, he's not very good at it. Especially seeing as he moved our embassy to Jerusalem and is steadily bombing the biggest anti-Semites on this rock into oblivion.

Say what you will about the Orange Man, but he looks out for his people. If anyone dares to make a move against the people of the U-S-of-A, Trump will do whatever it takes to make them pay. If that means "fire and fury," so be it. Mad props to our tangerine-hued commander-in-chief for getting this one right.

Speaking of the Jews:

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