There's a good chance that by the time we wake up Tuesday morning, Bernie Sanders will have won the Iowa Caucus. I couldn't explain to you how the caucus works. But Bernie's peaking in the polls at the right time. The question now is, how will Donald Trump run against Bernie now that he'll be (in theory) a clear front-runner. Possibilities are endless (see Introducing Ode to Bérnié…the People’s Perfume [VIDEO] and Bernie Sanders Rescinds Cenk Uygur Endorsement After Swift Backlash). Trump looks like he's settled on calling Bernie a communist.

I think of communism when I think of Bernie. You could say socialist. But didn't he get married in Moscow?

More Trump LIES! Bernie didn't get married in Moscow. He... spent his honeymoon in Moscow! This is what "independent" fact-checkers would call a "half truth" but only if Trump was a Democrat.

Calling Bernie a communist was probably great for the initial sting, but Trump may also want to stick with "socialist." Purely for branding purposes.

If I said I knew who was going to be president after November, I'd automatically have to award myself a "pants on fire." So I say we just enjoy the ride between now and then.

EXIT QUESTION: Who do you think it's going to be? Trump vs the Commie? Trump vs Pocahontas? Trump vs The Creepy Old Pervert? Let us know in the comments!

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