Prominent transgender activist Jessica Yaniv, who is both stunning and brave, appeared in Canadian court Monday. Not because he wanted female barristers to wax Lil' Jessica, aka, his penis. He had to appear in court due to a weapons charge leveled against him after he brandished a weapon during a podcast (see Transgender Predator (Alleged) Jessica Yaniv Arrested by Canadian Police and WATCH: Blaire White Hammers Jessica Yaniv for Being a Perverted Creep. Yaniv Brandishes a Taser). You see, in Canada, it's legal to harass women while trans, or be an all-around icky predator. Just don't whip out a taser on YouTube. Taser here is not a euphemism for Yaniv's penis, but don't think "crotch taser" isn't coming soon to a blog post near you.

It appears things may not have gone well Monday for this fine human specimen who embodies all things stunning and all things brave. A reporter wanted to ask Jessica a couple of questions, and the lady doth attacked him like an angry badger. As is the ways of most dainty she-ladies.

Maybe the reporter told Jessica she looked fat in those pants. Or asked xi if he was having another underage pool party, and were dads allowed to attend. Maybe the reporter wanted Jessica to simply know how it feels to be such a prominent transgender activist. A question that (random pronoun) took the wrong way. The context in this video is unknown. I suppose we could do a little research, but where's the fun in that? Also, why hold ourselves to a higher standard than CNN?

Jessica's behavior was very unladylike. That's something he/she/xi/it needs to work on. Remember dudes, it's dudes who keep each other in check with physical acts of violence. Most ladies take another route. Most ladies will lay in wait for the right moment to destroy your reputation and make you wish you were dead. It's a subtle art form most men will never grasp, but which comes standard with ladies. It seems Jessica is still in the "I'm a man, I respond to threats with violence against those men who I deem threatening." But you know. Keep wearing dresses and makeup. That'll convince us.

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