While you were out, our tangerine-hued commander-in-chief made the announcement we're bailing on the Iran nuclear deal. You know, just like he's been promising all along. Naturally, leftist softies are melting down over this latest blow to Barry-O's legacy of suck.

Here are ten of our favorite reactions:

A deal they're not honoring.

Uh, a Twitter consensus doesn't equal reality. Keep in mind, many of those same tweeters made a trend out of eating pouches of laundry detergent.

So, according to leftists, we ought to base our decisions on how other countries will think about us. The top dog taking commands from his lessers is totes normal to them.

Then, there's the doomsday leftists prophesying the end-times:

Yeah, we've heard all of that before with the handling of the fat boy in North Korea. Yet here we are, on the verge of getting a little peace between the two of us. Leftists seem unaware there are alternatives to kneeling down and smooching Iran's rectal region.

Staying in is like picking lint from your bellybutton while the other team scores goals.

This one sums up the former deal perfectly. We kowtow to the Iranians and they promise not to nuke us. Sounds pretty craptastic to me.

Let's see here. A disaster, a piss poor arrangement, another stellar fail, mucho suckage, and a Grade-A clusterfu*k. Frankly, the only question this raises is which Obama failure to get rid of next.

Well, he sounds like a stable individual.

Bonus:

Even our former Dumboesque dictator-in-chief weighed in on his legacy being further erased by the Trumpinator:

Barry still has yet to realize his era is behind us. We're done with bowing to our enemies, crossing our fingers, and hoping they don't rain down on us with thermonuclear devices. We're trying a new strategy. One where we aren't somebody's bitch.

We'll see how this situation plays out, but one thing's for sure. The leftist butthurt will keep a coming.

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