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Top 5 Insane Leftist Meltdowns of 2018

Corey Stallings
January 01, 2019

As 2018 draws to a close, we're looking back at all the chuckle-worthy excellence this year. We already did the top Allegra Ornament-Cervix moments. Now, were gonna take a stab at the best lefty meltdowns of this past year.

Enjoy:

1. Walkout Warrior

We invited @JamesADamore to speak about viewpoint diversity & his memo. Some were determined to shut us down. Full… https://t.co/mLsUJE9CNN
— Andy Ngo (@Andy Ngo)1519616224.0

"F**k the police! Power to the people!" That's original. Now, all she needs is to add a "Hey hey! Ho ho!" chant and she'll easily take the gold in the cliche olympics.

2. Gender-Ambiguous Bible-Chucker

I bet this individual wears black to convey the emptiness of his/her/xe's shattered heart. After they were finished dealing with the po-po, they probably went home and drowned their sorrows in a HIM cd. While writing poetry in the depths of their mom's basement.

3. Soy-Boy v Turtle-Man: Dawn of Dunce-ness

Typical of lefties, they can't even let Cocaine Mitch partake of some fine barbecue without causing a scene. Soy-boy here probably thinks he was embarrassing Mitch with his antics. In reality, he was only offering unto us another douchetastic leftist nincompoop to mock.

4. Trans-mission Overload

How anyone would ever confuse that beautiful belle for a dude is beyond me. Sure, she has a rich baritone, the shoulders of an NFL linebacker, and a noticeable bulge in "her" jeans. Nevertheless, you're out of your freakin' mind if you think she's anything other than a ladyperson. She's all woman.

5. Autistic Screech King

This has to be the best one of the whole year. I laugh every time at this impotent, lefty douchenozzle screeching like a stuck hog at the thought of serving a customer in a MAGA hat.

As their Trump Derangement Syndrome worsens, we can look forward to even more of these glorious leftist meltdowns in the future. 2019 is gonna be lit! Is "lit" still a thing? Get at me.

Speaking of meltdowns:

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