Top 10 Worst Reactions to Billy Graham's Passing
Death has caught the coattails of another historical great. Billy Graham died today at the age of 99. Sane people enjoyed the moral values Billy brought to the civilized (and others). Leftists, however, enjoy garnering attention by making grotesque comments about the late Billy Graham. Which brings us to this list of the Top 10 dunderheads dancing on his grave.
This is why we can't have nice things.
1. John Semley - Journalist
We're mostly confused over why someone like this even believes in hell. His requirements for going down below appear to be having a knack for spiritual readings. Islamophobe.
2. Michael Tracey - Journalist
Billy Graham was a power-flattering charlatan who got extremely wealthy exploiting the credulousness of Americans. That's all.— Michael Tracey (@Michael Tracey) 1519225111.0
Surprise, surprise, this guy rubs elbows with The Young Turks. We see what's going on. This broke writer is jealous of anyone with enough money to buy a couch that's not an IKEA futon. Success is evil (see FEEL THE BERN: This ‘Pay Your Fair Share’ Cafe Proves Socialism is the Worst).
3. Lauren Duca - Journalist
The big news today is that Billy Graham was still alive this whole time. Anyway, have fun in hell, bitch.— Lauren Duca (@Lauren Duca) 1519228965.0
Someone missed her enema this morning. My guess is, when Mother Teresa died, this lovely specimen reacted with "Mother Teresa is a racist. My body, my choice. Your body? Burns in hell."
4. Random SJW With a Blue Checkmark
Most Christians get to look forward to being unfairly labeled as "gay-bashing." We'll give her this one though. Graham once said AIDS could be punishment for gays. Not a good way to make oneself popular with fairyish folks. Notice how this crusted internet scab gives zero evidence of her claims. Suddenly what she says has less merit than a fart in the wind.
5. An "Actor" With 10k Followers
Watching @CNN and reading articles from different news outlets praising Billy Graham today. He was so devoutly anti… https://t.co/J3KZFIFSKc— Scott Evans (@Scott Evans) 1519243281.0
God forbid a 99-year-old dude had a differing opinion on the matter of gayness. His "devout anti-gayness" was rather mild. This is a snippet from the Gay and Lesbian San Diego newspaper:
As far as his stance on homosexuality, he wasn’t as outspoken as some but still publically interpreted the Bible as being against it.
Not much of a strong argument. Old Billy wasn't exactly a fan of assless chaps and rainbows. Still, Graham didn't shove it up anyone's dark places.
6. Editor for Huffington Post 'Queer'
Because of course.
According to records, Graham was recorded talking to Nixon concerned about the control of the media with one people group: Jews.Like it is now but with ninnie muggin liberals. Sounds like a conspiracy you'd read in the twisted underbelly of 4chan. Sure, the statement itself sounded racist. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. We can't know for sure. All we know is these Jews still support him.
7. Gay Game Show Host
Billy Graham said he thought AIDS was a judgement of god upon the gays. Well who’s alive and who’s dead now, buddy?— Guy Branum (@Guy Branum) 1519240708.0
Firstly, don't ever watch this dude's show. It's like Samantha Bee in a clown jumpsuit with the voice of Pelosi encouraging drunk people to hurl lawn darts at human targets. Cringey.
Looks like this guy's mom never told him old people die. Even gay old people. There's an end to every rainbow.
8. Washington Post
This was an insufferably long article spewing a sob story about Graham's busy life and limited family time. Sad feels. Washington Post drew their sources from the same place CNN and NBC get their Russia scoops. Make believe this is real and call it good.
9. Raw Story
This headline implies dirt on the man. Juicy stuff. We were disappointed. The short compilation is six paragraphs saying "One time, Billy came across this way and it was kind of rude, but he had an explanation for it."
10. Insert Other Bitter Comments from Bored Leftist in Their Moms' Basements
Here's a place to write. With permanent marker. On your screen :__________________.
Lines are getting crossed somewhere. Billy Graham died today, not Jesus. Was he perfect? Not by a long shot. You don't have to like the man, or even support him. His work still impacted a large percentage of the world in a positive way. Thus he won't be on the left's list of heroes anytime soon. Those spots are reserved for terrorists like Linda Sarsour and Fidel Castro.
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