Leftists might need help in removing the giant rod from their backside orifice this Halloween. Along with the season comes a barrage of offense and accusations about Susie’s watermelon costume she wore in the wrong neighborhood. Or little Joey’s Columbus costume. The other children tried to tear him down (see Actor Chris Hemsworth Wears Indian Costume. Tolerant Liberals SHAME Him… and LOL: University of Florida Counsels Wimpy Students Offended by Costumes!).
We present a variety of costumes to make your Halloween as controversial as it is paganistic.
Outrage #1: Ann Frank
— Jerod MacDonald-Evoy (@JerodMacEvoy) October 15, 2017
— Jude Habib (@JudeHabib) October 15, 2017
Remember the days when children were instructed to dress as their favorite historical character and come to school? Such days are no more relevant than scrunchies and comb-overs.
Outrage #2: The Wall
— Jason Rosenberg (@mynameisjro) October 8, 2017
— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) October 13, 2017
Calm down. It’s merely artistic liberty.
Is this The Wall like Pink Floyd? The font suggests it might be? pic.twitter.com/6zRTtjBGWc
— #BlackWomenBeing (@LeslieMac) October 8, 2017
Feel like a dumbass yet? You are.
It's cute that you liberals are triggered over the wall costume, but not over this costume. Lol pic.twitter.com/ehPgXdI5nW
— 🎄Hispanic4Trump🎄 (@c_hispanic) October 15, 2017
$60? Well spent.
We look forward to many pictures of you in the amigo costume, your wife in the wall costume, and your little niña in an Ann Frank costume. Cause you’re rebels with a cause: ruining leftists’ Halloween.
Triggering easily offended sissies is almost as fun as eating 5 pounds of candy and remembering nothing after waking up from a sugar coma. Speaking of which, here’s some good triggering content.