Leftists might need help in removing the giant rod from their backside orifice this Halloween. Along with the season comes a barrage of offense and accusations about Susie's watermelon costume she wore in the wrong neighborhood. Or little Joey's Columbus costume. The other children tried to tear him down (see Actor Chris Hemsworth Wears Indian Costume. Tolerant Liberals SHAME Him… and LOL: University of Florida Counsels Wimpy Students Offended by Costumes!).

We present a variety of costumes to make your Halloween as controversial as it is paganistic.

Outrage #1: Ann Frank

Remember the days when children were instructed to dress as their favorite historical character and come to school? Such days are no more relevant than scrunchies and comb-overs.

Outrage #2: The Wall

Calm down. It's merely artistic liberty.

Feel like a dumbass yet? You are.

Outrage #3:

$60? Well spent.

We look forward to many pictures of you in the amigo costume, your wife in the wall costume, and your little niña in an Ann Frank costume. Cause you're rebels with a cause: ruining leftists' Halloween.

Triggering easily offended sissies is almost as fun as eating 5 pounds of candy and remembering nothing after waking up from a sugar coma. Speaking of which, here's some good triggering content.

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