This site has generally been an impeachment free-zone. Not even in a pro-Trump way. Mostly, a "meh to silly political theatre" kind of way (see Google Trends: Americans Care More About that Peloton Ad than Impeachment and Top Five Things More Interesting than the Impeachment Hearings). You're welcome. We know how this impeachment party is going to end. Everyone would have the exact opposite opinion if the parties were reversed. Again I say "meh." But I just can't say no to a clip of Ted Cruz embarrassing members of the press. Starting at around 2:20 or so. Call the senator of Texas the "Macho Man." Because this is pretty savage.

MEDIA DOUCHE: Hunter Biden got a job. His dad was Vice President. If that’s a crime, shouldn’t half of your children be in prison?”

SAVAGE: My children are 9 and 11, I’m sorry you want to throw a 9-year-old in prison, but at this point my third grader plays basketball and softball at her school so stop playing the nasty Washington game.

MEDIA DOUCHE: It’s not a nasty Washington game.

SAVAGE: Attacking a 9-year-old?

I think I know what happened here. Media Douche thought he had a real zinger. Spent all day working on it. Practiced in the mirror. Probably ran it by his colleagues who told him how great it was. Finally, it was media douche's time to speak. Only in his excitement to nail a Republican with this awesome gotcha question that was going to gotch the hell out of them...he didn't consider who the Senator was. Or that the senator's kids were probably home having a snack after school while watching YouTube videos of other kids playing with their toys.

Better luck next time, Media Douche.

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