Ted Cruz Rips Eric Swalwell a New One with "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" Clip
This is the best thing to come from today. Ted Cruz and his beard just gas burned Eric Swalwell, the tooter in chief, with this Steve Martin clip from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Leaked footage of Swalwell on MSNBC last night... https://t.co/PzT1ka1c14— Ted Cruz (@Ted Cruz) 1574181688.0
For those of you who spent all day yesterday and the day before living under your bedsheets, Eric Swalwell farted on live television. He said he didn't, but you be the judge. Check out Eric Swalwell Appears to Fart on Live TV, Prompting #FartGate to Trend. It is Spectacular.
During the IMPEACHMENT SHOW OF 2019 that all of Twitter is watching, but no one from real life is watching, what we need right now is love sweet love in the form of #FartGate coming back for a second gas passing. I don't care that it's immature. I don't care that it's poop humor. I don't care that a senator mocking a congressman about soiling his underpants at the dinner table isn't technically considered proper political decorum. It's funny and we need it.
My faith in government can only be restored if someone in government, whose name we all know, asks Swalwell to pull their finger. Those are the rules. Carry on my wayward sons.