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The unemployment rate next month is going to skyrocket with the number of people getting fired for celebrating Charlie Kirk's assassination. No, not "criticizing" him as reported by the fake news. Celebrating him being blown away for his kids to see. Yet, the worst story we've heard comes from Canada and, God willing, a soon-to-be FORMER 5th-grade teacher.

It's Canada, so you never know.

There's been chirping online that conservatives are pro-cancel culture now. Meh. The left created the new rules that you can get fired for donating to the wrong person, tweeting something unfortunate when you were in high school, or liking the wrong meme on Instagram. They can now choke on their new rules, where health care professionals and supposedly educated people can lose their jobs for celebrating someone being murdered for having a different opinion than them.

And that's even depending on whether they disagree with Charlie Kirk's actual opinions as opposed to the lies about what someone on the left said he said.

Out of all the stories of vile leftists celebrating, this 5th-grade Canadian teacher stands out because my niece is in 5th grade and is blissfully unaware of who Charlie Kirk is, let alone what happened. Her 5th-grade experience revolves around building a marshmallow tower and her excitement over a book club, where students come to school early to discuss the book with snacks.

In Canada, fifth and sixth-graders were introduced to a snuff film. Over and over again.

The teacher also suggested that Kirk deserved to be killed, and gave the young students a speech about anti-fascism and transgender issues, according to a report.

“Several students from his class went home and complained to their parents, traumatized at witnessing the on-camera death, which they were forced to witness numerous times over,” a source told the Toronto Sun after the shocking incident at a school in Toronto on Thursday.

The source added: “While playing this video repeatedly, he gave a speech to his students regarding anti-fascism, anti-trans, and how Charlie Kirk deserved for this to occur.”

Rest assured, though, the school finds the allegations "extremely troubling and completely disturbing."

Also, allegedly, the kids were asking for it.

During class, students were said to have been shown a portion of a violent video in response to questions being asked about a recent tragic event in the United States,” read the letter signed by Corvette Junior Public School Principal Jennifer Koptie.

Bullsh*t.

No 5th grader walked into school that day and asked their "French immersion class" teacher about what happened. And if they did, the response is not to show them someone being MURDERED, coupled with a lecture on how that person deserved it. This would be like my 5th-grade teacher showing us a video of the Challenger explosion over and over again.

I saw the video accidentally due to X's autoplay feature and my inability to scroll quickly enough, and it still haunts me. This piece of garbage forced children to watch it over and over.

I don't care if you call it "cancel culture" or "consequence culture," as long as you call it in unemployable.

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