Stormy Daniels' Lawsuit Against Donald Trump Dismissed
The saga of Stormy Daniels and her creepy porn lawyer is a strange one. Feeling guys up at a gentlemen's club. Making Super Mario Brothers references about Trump's peen. Perhaps the silliest thing of all is her defamation suit against the Donald. All because he says she sits on a throne of lies.
If you think saying "liar, liar, pants on fire" is hardly grounds for a lawsuit, you're not alone. The judge thinks so as well. He just threw the case out:
A federal judge on Monday dismissed a lawsuit from adult film actress Stormy Daniels that claimed President Trump defamed her when he suggested she had lied about being threatened to keep quiet about their alleged relationship.
U.S. District Judge S. James Otero in Los Angeles ruled that Trump’s speech was protected by the First Amendment as the kind of “‘rhetorical hyperbole’ normally associated with politics and public discourse in the United States.” He ordered Daniels, whose given name is Stephanie Clifford, to pay Trump’s legal fees.
Trump attorney Charles Harder cheered Otero’s decision.
“No amount of spin or commentary by Stormy Daniels or her lawyer, Mr. Avenatti, can truthfully characterize today’s ruling in any way other than total victory for President Trump and total defeat for Stormy Daniels,” Harder said in an emailed statement.
Can you say denied...
Yet another embarrassment for Stormy and her lawyer, Douchey McDouche, Esq. I think we can all agree this lawsuit was going to go about as far as Michael Moore in a 5k run. After a weeklong binge at Golden Corral. Stormy seems to seek attention any way she can get it. Mission accomplished. Except this time it's gonna cost her.
If you think that's the last we'll hear of Stormy and Avenatti, think again. The issue of whether or not her payoff was a campaign contribution still stands. Though, now that this issue is resolved, hopefully Stormy and her sleaze-ball lawyer will clog up the newsfeeds a bit less.