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There was a time when I considered @LIbsOfTikTok to be our most valuable asset that need to be protected at all costs. But it is clear they're a menace introducing us to degeneracy from all walks of life. I could have gone my entire life not knowing grown adults wear diapers out of some kind of baby kink. I can't anymore. And now neither can you.

Gone are the good old days when talking about a grown man filling his diaper was reserved for Joe Biden not knowing who pooped in his pants. Instead, we have a Starbucks barista, a bottle of whipped cream, and a cup of ice.

Remember this the next time you order a Frappuccino and they ask if you want whipped cream. Also, you may want to check out those videos that show how much sugar is in them.

If the diaper tweet isn't embedding (Elon's X has been extra sensory lately), LOTT has the video on their website. Along with a response from the Missouri Department of Health & Senior Services. Turns out, taking your pants off and sticking a whipped cream canister into your adult diaper breaks all sorts of health codes. The inquiry has been forwarded to the proper division for a full investigation.

This all begs the question... dafuq? This wasn't a hidden video. You could tell the person recorded it themselves. The tweet says something about blackmail, but as #you can see #with the #excessive #use #of hashtags, they wanted this out there.

Homeboy woke up one morning, put on a diaper, drove to work early, and set up his iPhone just to record himself squirting whipped cream in his ass.

There's got to be a perverse street cred that progressive weirdos get when they got @LIbsOfTikTok famous. Not unlike when preschool teachers post videos bragging about how they emotionally abuse small children when they're a captive audience. Going viral on @LOTT is like a congressional medal of honor for degenerates.

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