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Star Wars Parody: Social Justice WARS!
A long time ago in a menstruating, cis-gendered, rainbow flagged galaxy you wish was super far away... SOCIAL JUSTICE WARS!
The Empire is back, but this time it urges you to check your privilege. Do not make assumptions, do not make judgments, for you know not of the intricacies of culture. Also, "Sand People" is derogatory. You're a racist.
That's right, in SJ Wars, Princess Lena Dunham promotes bravery, Han Solo urges you to man up, and Chewy is pan sexual? That explains a few things. Think he had it going on with C-3P0 and Leia? Hey, don't judge, love is love. Bigots.