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Shia LaBeouf Emerges from His Hole! Chews Out Black Policeman After Getting Busted...
We're not going to lie, seeing Shia LaBeouf melt down in public is a guilty pleasure of ours. Mainly because few people embody vapid leftist douchery like Sam Witwicky. Lately, Shia's been flying below the radar. After the months-long rut of radio silence, he's resuming his downward spiral toward irrelevance. A spiral full of hilarity.
Shia LaBeouf unleashed an epic drunken rant at Savannah, GA police as they took him into custody -- and bodycam footage shows him repeatedly calling one cop a "dumb f**k" and a "stupid bitch."
As we reported ... cops tracked down Shia at his hotel and arrested him in the lobby, but he did not go quietly. He yelled at the officer, "I have rights! I'm an American. You got me in my hotel, arresting me in my hotel for doing what, Sir?"
The rant got worse once he was in the police cruiser -- "I'm a f**king American, I pay my taxes, get these s**ts off my f**king arm." He also got racial, telling the black officer ... the President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?"
I can't make up my mind whether I want to laugh or weep for Shia.
What the heck does the Donald have to do with Louis Stevens getting slapped with interlocking bracelets? President Trump is as much to blame for Shia's arrest as Trump is to blame for pushing the Transformers movies on America. Spirits clouded Shia's already questionable judgment, yes. Donald Trump being in anyway related to Shia heading toward the slammer is a bit out there, even for a drunken moron. Dedicated leftists never let an opportunity to bash Trump go to waste.
For a guy who seeks to prevent division, Shia loves stirring it up. Poor guy needs something to do, since his employment opportunities in Hollywood seem to be waning. Though Trump may be somewhat belligerent, I can't recall a time when he assaulted anyone. Can't say the same for Shia. In fairness, one has a job. The other has a growth hormone failure.
This is what progressivism does to a man. Or in Shia's case, an SJW sock puppet who dreams of becoming a real boy. Alas, poor Shia is but a drunken, rambling mess. Who sits bar side while more Transformers sequels get made. Yikes.