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Don't you know Shaun King's really white...

"Can't Tell Me Nothing (2018 Remix)"

Part of Kanye West's "triumphant" return to Twitter was him tweeting support of conservative YouTuber Candace Owens. Though, before you conservatives jump for joy, keep in mind this is Kanye West we're talking about. Kanye always gotta Kanye (see Kanye West Attempts Charleston Rap… but Doesn’t Know Where Charleston Is! and HYPOCRITE ALERT: Kanye West Caught Pirating/Stealing Software…). My hunch is he's looking to stir up attention. After all, a few days earlier, Yeezus was blasting capitalism.

Whether Kanye was tweeting for attention or not, he got it. Mr. Kim Kardashian just broke a cardinal leftist rule. Thinking for himself while black. Leading fake black guy Shaun King to bring Kanye's blackness into question:

Yeah, really. The guy who's most famous for appropriating his skin tone is lecturing an actual black guy on how best to be black.

Not only is Shaun guilty of "whitesplaining" here, he's implying black people should all be thinking one way. Otherwise, they're a sellout to "bigoted white folk." Except the only bigot in this scenario is the douchelord with the pencil-stache who thinks a black person having their own opinion is "sad."

Leftists pride themselves on being "inclusive" and "keeping an open mind." Then, the second one of their pet minorities strays from lefty orthodoxy, progressives fly into a rage. Words like "Uncle Tom" get thrown around. There's talk of revoking the offender's black membership card. Yet, we're supposedly the ones with eyeholes cut in our pillowcases.

For a group of people who claims to be "down with the brothas," leftists seem unaware of the existence of black non-leftists. Mayhaps a quick trip outside their bubble would fix that. Providing their heads don't explode, of course.

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