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We get it. Christmas can be stressful if you're a parent. But imagine what it's like if you're Santa Claus! Let alone two Santa Clauses beefing over the same plot of land to spread Christmas cheer. It was on sight in the produce section when the yule tide rivals started throwing hands when their dispute couldn't be solved with words. Or even carols. Not even The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York," which makes everyone happy.

And I know some of you are saying, "Hey Brodigan, why is Santa dressed weird?"

Good point. Technically, these aren't the far superior Santa Clauses that you are used to in America. They are both dressed as the inferior "Father Christmas" that the Europoors celebrate. That's why you hear everyone speaking a funny language. The throwdown takes place in Azerbaijan, which, if not a Russian suburb of sorts, is at least Russia-adjacent. I don't think this was a grocery store Tucker Carlson was simping in, though.

According to Louder with Crowder Dot Com website sources -- aka, us reading something where they quoted their own sources -- after police questioned the two bearded gentlemen, it turns out the throwdown was "...like a mafia-style territorial dispute, over who gets which patch".

I'm guessing "patch" is what they call street corner in Azerbaijan. I could look it up, but let's be honest. None of us cares, and we are only here for the video footage of two men dressed in silly costumes forgetting what Christmas was all about. Where's Linus when you need him?

Let's pray that the two men worked out their differences. This isn't the season for fighting. It's the season for joy and togetherness. Maybe not in Eastern Europe, but it is here and should be everywhere else as well!

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