We've all heard of "near-death" experiences where people claim to go to Heaven, meet Jesus, etc. However, I have never heard of anyone claiming to have gone to Hell - until now.

Michigan Pastor Gerald Johnson recently posted a TikTok and said he temporarily went to Hell in 2016. Johnson explained, "I thought I was having a heart attack, and my spirit left my physical body. And I thought that I was going upward cause I thought I had done so much good in this lifetime and helped so many people and made so many decisions that were Godly decisions but as opposed to me going up, I went down and I went literally into the center of the Earth, that's where Hell is, Jesus even said that in Scriptures."

He went on to explain some of what he saw: "There was a man on all fours like a dog. He was burned from the crown of his head to the soles of his feet and his eyes were bulging out, and what was worse than that was he had a chain around his neck, so he was like a dog in Hell. And what was even worse than that was who was holding the chain. It was a demon holding the chain."

That sounds pretty terrifying. But then, Pastor Johnson got to the worst part: in Hell, the demons were singing Rihanna.

"In Hell, there was a section where music was playing. And it was the same music that we hear on the Earth, but as opposed to entertainers singing it, demons were singing it. and it was some of the same lyrics that we hear here [...] So here, music is for like if you get over a breakup, 'Don't Worry, Be Happy,' 'I bust the windows out your car,' 'under my umbre-hella,' whatever. There, every lyric to every song is to torment you as to the fact that you didn't worship God through music when you were on the Earth."

Rihanna can be terrifying as is. But Rihanna sung by a demon? Aw hell nah. Pun intended.

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