Twitter Has Some Hot Takes on the Clinton Fire. Here are the Best...
In case you missed it, one of the Clinton homes caught on fire today. No one was hurt. But there is a silver lining. It gave the folks of Twitter plenty of fodder, and some of our favorite Twit heads had a field day. There were plenty of jokes to be had. Here's a roundup of some of our favorites.
I mean that's the hottest Bill and Hillary's bedroom has been in years.— Stephen L. Miller (@Stephen L. Miller)1515012426.0
Trump said he had a button, folks. And you all laughed and laughed. https://t.co/aVuIfGE92N— Stephen L. Miller (@Stephen L. Miller)1515012329.0
Fire reported at Clinton NY compound but was put out w/o any loss, other than tablets, hard drives, phones, and sub… https://t.co/dVXyFiydpV— Razor (@Razor)1515013821.0
And we saved the best for last, of course...
Did Hillary wipe her server with a gasoline-soaked cloth or something? https://t.co/BFpYD8ZSzb— Steven Crowder (@Steven Crowder)1515016900.0
Twitter hot takes. Fueled by the flames of the Clinton home.
Maybe the fire was just naturally drawn to the Clinton house because it can relate to Hillary. They both suck all the air out of any room they enter. They're both responsible for the deaths of multiple people. They both look terrifying up close. The similarities are quite striking.
Look, we're not celebrating the fire itself. Per se. The jokes are simply writing themselves. You know, like Hillary's emails deleted themselves.
Some people were put on this earth to be the butt of jokes. Madam Pantsuit is one of them. I'm afraid it cannot be helped. The punchlines, they beckon me. I am but a vessel.