If I were more susceptible to conspiracies about chemtrails and Russians being besties with Jared and Ivanka, I might think some of these Antifa videos are a false flag. Crisis actors hired by the Koch Brothers to make the left look two tacos short of a combo platter of whack. There's no way people actually act like this outside of a poorly written zombie film. Not to make light of the more serious Antifa stories (see WATCH: Antifa Mob Storms Tucker Carlson’s Home. At Night. and WATCH: Antifa Protester Berates 9/11 Widow: “Your Husband Should Rot…”). But this video of Purple Haired Patty at a #HimToo rally in Portland is a little too on brand for leftists.

What's a #HimToo rally? Glad you asked. Here's a description of the event that got Purple Haired Patty and the rest of the funky bunch counter-protestingAF.

If you see what the big deal is, you obviously get your news from the corporate media. If you look at every fifth letter, it spells out "WHITE POWER ALL PRAISE TO TRUMP AND HILLARY IS A WHORE." This is how the racist sexist homophobic fascists communicate with each other. Read between the lines, sheeple!

Purple Haired Patty was one of the few toerags the Portland Police bothered to arrest. Though I'm sure she'll be out in time to ruin a Thanksgiving dinner. If I had to bet, she's a vegan and would rather your turkey be made of soy and sadness.

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