Silly traditions may or may not be a part of what makes America the greatest country in the world. Probably not, but at least they're entertaining. That's more than Amy Schumer has going for her. Speaking of stuffed up birds, today Trump pardoned a turkey. Because that's a thing we do.

It's also a goofy thing, so presidents have a habit of being goofy during the ceremony. You know, since presidents are human beings and not North Korean robots incapable of emotion. In typical Trumpian fashion, the President cracked a political joke.

Enter a thousand hurt butts:

Just a heads up, the turkey Obama pardoned was also white. Clearly there can only be one explanation for this presidential obsession with ivory fowl...

Thanksgiving is just around the river bend. Cue Pocahontas music. This is what leftists have their pumpkin-spiced panties in a twist over today. A joke. About a turkey!

Let's all sit by the fireplace and eagerly await what triggers these wimpish snowflakes tomorrow. I foresee lots of ugly crying and fleeing to the safe spaces. It's going to be a whiney holiday season.

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