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May 05, 2022
Man Dressed as Poop Emoji Accuses City Council of 'Upholding White Supremacy,' Then Things Get Stinky
A poop emoji walked into a city council meeting upset about a police reform bill. Why no, it was not Amber Heard, who critics call Amber Turd. Why yes, I confirmed this with two different local news sites. Phil Ateto was upset Anne Arundel County, which he accused of “upholding white supremacy,” passed a police reform bill he didn't like. Ateto said the council passed a “turd of a bill.” So, he dressed for the occasion to read his dissenting opinion.
Man in 'Poop Emoji' Costume Allegedly Sets off Stink Bomb at Council Meetingyoutu.be
“You got it passed with the labor and discomfort that comes with passing a giant turd, and then thought you could flush it and move on.”
The poop got up and left. The council thought the situation was done, but then officers were called to remove the man who was "improperly dressed." Also, what's that smell?
"I'm so sorry to interrupt, Miss Lacey. We've detected a smell of something that may be burning in the chambers. We would like to ask our officers to take a walk around and see if they can identify anything."
Unclear is if the man set off an artificial stink bomb, or an all-natural one. The story is from two days ago, which was Taco Tuesday. Propman Jones could have stopped by Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme and a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. And he was on his way to the bathroom when police stopped him.
Those details are unclear at this time. As is information regarding any charges Poop Emoji may be facing. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website will report back as news or the wind breaks.
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