Call me old-fashioned. But when you find yourself getting over ten grand in plastic surgery to look like your boyfriend's sex doll, he's not the man for you. When your boyfriend HAS a sex doll, that should be the first clue he isn't the man for you. Or, much of a man. But at some point, before a doctor slices open your nose, you should question your life choices.

That is not the case for Char Grey, an alleged social media influencer. Let's first hop in the TARDIS (since they're British) for a quick jaunt back in time. Because we've talked about Char before. Her boyfriend Callub likes to have more sex than Char can handle, so she bought him Dee. Next thing you know, Dee was part of the family.

Outside the bedroom, Dee has also become an important part of the couple's relationship. Char and Callum dress the doll up in white lingerie and take her out on car rides. She also sits beside them when they watch their favorite TV show.

This was three months ago. Char has become so enamored by Dee -- or grown so jealous -- that she got rhinoplasty to look more like the doll. From the New York Post:

I think she’s so pretty, and I want to look exactly like her. I’ve had multiple types of filler carried out to look more like her, as well as a nose job.

Char was nervous because it was her first time going under the knife. But she pulled through like a champ! To celebrate, all three of them went to a tattoo shop -- yes, even the sex doll -- to all get matching tattoos. Again, yes, even the sex doll.

Look, to each their own. As long as their perversions don't involve children, I only have so much bandwidth to allow myself to weep for society. I'm just waiting for the next story to drop. The one where Caleb leaves Char for Dee, and Char in a fit of rage "murders" Dee. We NEED to have a Twitter debate on if it's murder when the victim is an inanimate member of the family.

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