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August 19, 2019
Planned Parenthood Pulls out of Title X to Avoid Trump "Gag Rule."
Planned Parenthood's current tagline is "Care, no matter what." I admit it's rather brilliant and far catchier than "Your body, your child, our trashcan!" After today's announcement, the abortion giant may want to take me up on my catchphrase. Due to President Trump's Title X "gag rule" Planned Parenthood is no longer asking for government funding. In other words, Planned Parenthood is admitting it would rather perform abortions than get by with a little help from the feds.
Per The New York Times:
Planned Parenthood said Monday that it will withdraw from the federal family planning program that provides birth control and other health services to poor women, rather than comply with a new Trump administration rule that forbids referring women to doctors who can perform abortions.
Planned Parenthood receives about $60 million of the $286 million given annually through the federal program known as Title X, funds that have enabled the group to provide more than 1.5 million low-income women each year with services like birth control and pregnancy tests, as well as screenings for sexually transmitted diseases and breast and cervical cancer. In some rural communities, Planned Parenthood is the only provider of such services.
Sounds to me like Planned Parenthood is admitting performing abortions, and taking money from it, is far more important than helping poor women. Sounds to me like Planned Parenthood is admitting the abortion cash cow is far more valuable to them than 60 big ones from the feds. I can put it even simpler:
Blood money > "care of poor women"
Ah heck, I'm loving the greater than symbol. Let's go for another one.
Killing babies > providing healthcare
Oh wait, here's the best one yet:
3% of Planned Parent's Services (abortions) > 97 of their other alleged services
The last one is based on an accounting trick. See EXPOSED: Planned Parenthood '3% of Services are Abortion' a Total Lie. Their pulling out of Title X positively proves it.
Friendly reminder that Planned Parenthood reported $245 million in excess revenue and $630 million in private contr… https://t.co/mpODE8IozT— Melanie Israel (@Melanie Israel) 1566241549.0
She's totally right. She's referring to Planned Parenthood's 2018 annual report, and on the bottom of page 29 is this:
Yeah, that's in the millions.
So here's what else this story means: Planned Parenthood doesn't need tax money to fund baby killing or any other services it provides. Planned Parenthood is just greedy, swimming in the money like Scrooge McDuck. If Scrooge McDuck performed abortions instead of doing whatever McDuck did. I can't remember, I'm too old now.
This is a victory for Trump and pro-life taxpayers who don't want their money funding the massacre of future generations. Call us stingy.
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