Thanks to Hollywood, we've had to write the word "penis" more than any one blog should (see Kevin Spacey Exposed Himself to Teenager, Bought Silence with a Watch and Pervert George Takei Poses in ‘Transgender Awareness’ Shirt. Gets Trolled Hard!). So, it is with great pleasure I bring you this story. A town in Washington state was shocked to look up at the sky and see a giant penis in the great, wild blue yonder. Apparently a Navy pilot decided to have fun during a training exercise.

Behold, the most monumental thing to happen to Okanogan County, pretty much ever.

I saw Penis in the Sky open for Danger Danger in 1989.

The Navy is not amused. Me? I'm very amused. But the Navy most definitely is not.

Anyway, the Navy released a brief statement to KREM 2 saying that they’re getting to the bottom of this: “The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.” Meanwhile, the Federal Aviation Administration confirmed that they cannot do anything about phallic sky drawings unless there is some sort of proven safety risk. Which there is not.

And as a side note, with all the perverts in Hollywood stories, who could have guessed this would be the first time I'd be using Tom Cruise .gifs?

I feel the need. The need for speedy penis clouds. Frankly I'm ill equipped for even more phallic humor. I'm just doubled over laughing. This is genius. It's better than buzzing the tower. It's better than owning Iceman at not gay volleyball. If only Goose had seen the giant pecker before breaking his neck in an ejection gone wrong. He could've been spared, as he too would've been in a fetal position, laughing.

Leave your best Top Gun Penis Pun (TGPP) in the comments. I can't have all the fun here.

Giggle..."hard."

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