When I went to see the full tweet of this video from the dude who created it, I was prompted with a little pop-up from Twitter saying the tweet author had chosen to hide some replies. Naturally I clicked the tweets the author had hidden, linked here because it’s still a free country. But first, you have to see this guy. Our boy Conor is showing his Pete Buttigieg love by dancing ’til cowboys yank him off that truck.
This is what happens when you cross a dad joke with an old episode of Wheel of Fortune. Tell me I’m wrong after you watch this.
Lotta people around here today seem to have different ideas of what’s fun and what gets people at a parade engaged. That’s cool.
— Conor McQuivey (@conor_mcconor) November 4, 2019
He posted this on purpose. He actually thinks he looks good here. He even followed it up, responding to some skeptics with his comment about “different ideas of what’s fun.” Which, sure, that’s fair. Having my wisdom teeth pulled wasn’t something I’d do twice, but maybe some people think it’s fun. Due to the nitrous oxide. I also wouldn’t purposefully rub a bare leg against stinging nettles. But to each their own. Maybe a better comparison is saying this “High Hopes” dance is about as much fun as filling in a scantron test. Did I just transport you back to high school?
Listen, this dude isn’t harming you for his funny dance. I’m not trying to dox or malign this dude. Okay? Okay. This is just a casual reminder that while Democrats think they’re better than you for supporting Donald Trump, especially if you wear a silly red hat, no. Don’t let them. They have this guy. Before this guy, Beto and his legion of dumb. Democrats do not own the market on cutting edge.
I was wondering what the cringey white liberals were going to talk about at their wine cooler parties now Beto O’Rourke put us all out of our misery by rolling off stage left. Now we know the embarrassing juju didn’t evaporate, it just reconstituted itself into the Pete Buttgig Booty-Kissing Battalion.