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I don't know what's going on in Minnesota. Every cycle, the right thinks we have a chance before remembering it's the one state Ronald Reagan didn't win. And I know the media is all like something something, blue wave election. But a combination of great GOP candidate recruitment, corruption hitting a tipping point, and a whackadoodle for a democrat candidate has people thinking this may be the year. That makes now a good time for a story about Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan, the dem candidate, and tax dollars being used so homeless people can do drugs up their butts. Excuse me, so they can SAFELY do drugs up their butts.

Apparently, doing drugs up their butts is a thing the streets are doing. There is a safe way and an unsafe way to do drugs up your butt. Peggy Flanagan believes that if homeless people are going to do drugs up their butts anyway, it is the role of taxpayers to provide homeless people with a safe way to do those drugs up their butt.

Thank God for the Washington Free Beacon. Thank the Washington Free Beacon for their intrepid reporting introducing the word "boofing" to the political lexicon.

Minnesota Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan's (D.) administration spearheaded the awarding of millions of dollars in grants and contracts to a "harm reduction" group that supplies "booty bumping" kits to drug users to help them safely ingest drugs through "the butthole."

A key "harm reduction" offering from [Southside Harm Reduction Services] is free lube and other supplies to help users in the "booty bumping" scene to ingest all kinds of drugs—including heroin, meth, and ketamine—"through the rectum (anus, butthole)."

Let all that settle in before reading this last sentence.

Southside is also required by the state of Minnesota to give the junkies voter registration materials.

Wondering what a, quote, "booting bumping kit" looks like? Wonder no more. It comes with accompanying literature. Also, they suggest you poop first. Because obviously.

If you are unfamiliar with Peggy Flanagan's game...

Sadly, there isn't another Minnesota Senate Debate coming up. They had one where Flanagan was boofed (figuratively) by her Republican opponent Michele Tafoya. If there is one thing the 2026 election cycle needed, it was a debate over "booty bumping" and whether or not taxpayers should fund it for people who can't just use needles like a normal junkie.

Are we going to be an America that encourages people to do drugs up their butts? Or an America that says, "Eww, gross, what's the hell wrong with people?" The Democrat Party wants the former.

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