It's the one year anniversary of the San Bernardino terror attack (see Liberal Narrative BUSTED: San Bernardino Killer Pledged Allegiance to ISIS… and Heroic San Bernardino Cop: ‘I’ll Take a Bullet Before You”). To commemorate, the FBI has uncovered that the attack may have been triggered by a Christmas Party. Because, really, why else would you kill a bunch of people in the name of Allah?

Authorities believe the terrorist attack on Dec. 2, 2015, in San Bernardino may have been triggered by a mandatory employee training session and lunch. One replete with holiday decorations, including a Christmas tree, that shooter Syed Farook was forced to attend.

Emails discovered by the FBI and police reveal Tashfeen Malik, objected to the Christmas setting and was upset Farook had to go.

Just before the attack, Farook posed with four fellow county employees in front of a Christmas tree in a conference room.

A short time later, 14 people were killed and 22 others injured when Farook and Malik opened fire at the meeting with assault rifles.

I see. So, it wasn't even a Christmas Party exactly. It was a meeting...where there were holiday decorations up? Nutcrackers or baby Jesuses? I don't even know if you can make "Jesus" plural, but then again I didn't know a meeting with decorations triggered shooting rampages. Just covering bases here. Because all this festive meeting-having supposedly pushed Farook and Malik over the edge. Forcing them to carry out a "spontaneous" plan. That the couple had to have been cooking up for months just based on its execution. But okay. A reindeer foil sign is what did it.

Now had it been a mandatory meeting on Christmas, snow globes or no snow globes, it's possible my sympathy meter may have ticked up a few points. Because who wants to go to a meeting? Ever? I guess it depends on if the meeting had frosted sugar cookies. You know the kind.

Look, what these terrorists did isn't funny, no. But the notion they got their terrorist on because of a meeting at a Christmas time is funny. It's funny because it's so mind-numbingly stupid, I had to recheck my IQ, see if I lost any points after reading such tripe. I'll get back to you on that.

But this is the FBI we're talking about. The same FBI who bungled the Orlando shooting. Remember Incompetence: FBI Loses Track of Orlando Shooter’s Wife? Or Epic Fail: Muslim Warned FBI of Orlando Terrorist…in 2014? Also, the same FBI who screwed up this very investigation by locking themselves out of an iPhone.

Dear FBI: it wasn't a meeting scheduled around Christmas. It was Islam. I feel like I've typed that phrase several bajillion times.

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