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I don't know who Donna from Urbandale is, but I want to self-identify as her grandson. I haven't had a MeMaw since 1986, and she seems like such a lovely old lady. One who likes to crochet, watch Days of Our Lives, and would like to see Jill Biden locked up for senior abuse. Jill, who is also known as Doctor, First Lady, and "that f*cking moron" by Joe's second favorite son Hunter.

Donna was enjoying a breakfast in an Iowa diner when she was approached by Fox News to discuss her view of the Biden encomy. Donna was more concerned about the Biden senility. "One of the things that bothers me is I’m five days younger than the president ... my walk has a gimp, and I forget things once in a while."

There are lots of people to blame for Joe Biden being sent out there to look like... Joe Biden. The media. His handlers. Republicans SEIZING on Joe Biden's brain being 69% tapioca pudding. Donna would like to add another name to the list: "I feel that he has been put out before people and been made fun of all the time. And I would hope to think that my family would not do that to me. And I feel that Jill Biden should be made to feel very badly for what she’s doing."

I don't want to cuss in front of MeMaw, but...

Poor Donna. CNN and MSNBC are going to be harassing everyone at Bingo to dig up dirt on her after this:

Donna is spot on. It's one thing for political hacks to prop up Biden. As you see with Mitch McConnell and Diane Feinstein, the douchebaggery is bipartisan. Who cares if neither senator knows where they are, what they're doing, or who pooped in their pants. The alternative is staffers needing to look for another job.

But Jill is Joe's wife. You would, in theory, think she would care. Or at least know better. Yet, here we are:

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I hope Donna enjoys the rest of her breakfast and has a lovely rest of the day.

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