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Obama Is NOT a Muslim. The Top 8 Reasons Why…

Steven Crowder  Wednesday March 25 2015

ObamaNotMuslim Link

by Krystal Heath and Steven Crowder

We know, we know.  The man’s talked about growing up to the call to prayer, what he calls one of the sweetest sounds on earth.  He bows to Muslim leaders.  He refuses to acknowledge Islamic terrorism as, well… Islamic.

Despite all of these things – and more we won’t mention – Barack Obama isn’t a Muslim.  He couldn’t be.  He isn’t nearly disciplined enough.  Thus, we give you, the top 8 reasons Obama is not a Muslim.

1.  He drinks.  Maybe a little too much actually (according to the doctor who performed his annual physical). Muslims don’t drink.  Obama’s not a Muslim.

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2.  He swears. Whether it’s calling Kanye a jackass, or hanging out with profane Joe “big f***ing deal” Biden, it’s clear that he knows his way around the cuss words. Muslims don’t swear.  Obama’s not a Muslim.

SwearWords

 

3.  He did cocaine. Like, lots of cocaine. Muslims don’t do drugs.  Obama’s not a Muslim.

Cocaine

 

4.  He owns a dog.  Muslims don’t own dogs.  Obama’s not a Muslim.

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5.  He eats bacon.  On this, I agree with the president. Muslims don’t eat pork.  Obama’s not a Muslim.

Bacon GIF

 

6.  He wears yellow. Muslims don’t wear yellow.  Obama’s not a Muslim.

YellowRanger

 

7. He is RADICALLY Pro-Choice. Muslims are Pro-Life. Obama’s not a Muslim.

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8.  He lies. All the time. Muslims Don’t…. wait what?

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Comments
  1. Scot May 5, 2015 at 1:22 am

    He wears a ring that says, “Allah Is God and Muhammed is his Prohpet.”

  2. Josef Stalin August 5, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    Muslims don’t kill people either. The koran encourages muslims to lie and be deceitful in all they do so as to destroy the infidel enemy from within. Obama is a muslim. After his criminal acts against the nation he has no right to remain in the white house. WTFU America! Islam in at our door and Obama is handing them the keys.

  3. Blaine Johnson August 15, 2015 at 12:40 pm

    if obama is not a muslim why has he surrounded himself with muslims in his cabinet? His wearing yellow and cussing is a ruse….kinda like Jack mormans…..except he is a muslim…

  4. Jonathan G September 1, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    I 100% agree. With exception to being a serial liar, there’s not much indication he’s actually a Muslim. Now on the other it’s much more plausible to say he sympathizes with Islamism which could explain for why he surrounds himself with Muslims. That I can actually buy. Also something else not mentioned here that further debunks “Obama is a Muslim” theory is that he’s for same-sex marriage and gay rights. Muslims aren’t, in fact they’re incredibly hostile to homosexuality. Just look at the Middle East for proof where they regularly hang homosexuals for being homosexual. Now it’s completely obvious that he’s no Christian either or holds any sympathy for Christianity. Really the most plausible theory is that he’s a closeted agnostic or atheist who’s been attending church for years for political reasons alone.

  5. DJM September 1, 2015 at 2:35 pm

    “Muslims are Pro-Life.” Hahaha, that brought a nice chuckle.

  6. Mike Sechler September 1, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    Another troubling item is the lack of awareness among conservatives of the danger of secular humanism as can be seen from the other comments on this blog. We want the President to be a Muslim because it is clear the Islam can be dangerous, but we fail to see that secularism is being pushed from every major news and entertainment source in the western world. This is a worldview that lead to the deaths of 10 of millions of people in the Soviet Union, China, North Korea. Technocrats trying to save you from the ills of capitalism / greed / global warming / fundamentalism / etc, will take your freedom and sometimes your life just as fast ISIS.

  7. Rich September 18, 2015 at 12:44 pm

    Yes only Muslims lie, Christians never lie at all. You and Krystal are disgusting and deserve each other.

  8. popscott December 17, 2015 at 7:02 am

    taqiyya and kitman

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