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Novak Djokovic is the #1 tennis star on the planet. Over the past few years, he has become more known as the #1 global enemy of The Science. Djokovic made a personal medical choice not to get the SCMOVID schmaccine. It led to him getting deported from one country and banned from another.

Djokovic was asked about the controversy, which manages to be more insane looking back on it now, by 60 Minutes. I don't think the interviewer meant it to be funny when he asked if Djokovic misread the Australian people who "don't believe in exceptionalism" and only believe in doing what they're told. But I laughed.

"They" (define that word how you wish) want us to forget 2020 through 2023, which is the exact reason why we never should. Novak Djokovic's story was among the more ridiculous.

In January 2022, Novak was given a vax exception to play in the Australian Open. At first. Then his visa was canceled on what were called "public interest grounds." Australian Immigration Minister Alex Hawke claimed that Novak's presence could "excite anti-vaccination sentiment." So the tennis star was deported.

In August of 2022, after winning Wimbledon, he was prevented from competing in the US Open. Djokovic wasn't allowed to travel to America since he never got his Fauci Ouchie. Keep in mind, in August of 2022, had Novak traveled to Mexico and crossed the border illegally, he would have been granted access to America no questions asked. It was okay for people living in small towns across the border to be potentially exposed to SCHMOVID. Novak coming here legally through LaGuardia was too far.

Then in January 2023, after defeating The Narrative as he does most opponents on the tennis court, they tried to find an excuse to tie him to Vladimir Putin.

Last September, two years after it was too dangerous for him to compete in the US Open, Novak WON the tennis tournament. No, he still never got the Fauchie Ouchie. Though ESPN did unironically name him the Moderna Shot of the Day.

Novak Djokovic won. It only took him being declared the enemy of the planet for a few years first.

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