North Korea Needs USA to Pay Hotel Bill During Summit
Just in case you aren't in the know, the peace summit between Lil' Kim and our tangerine-hued commander-in-chief is back on. The two are set to rendezvous in Shanghai to talk de-nuking the peninsula and bringing about a little peace. That's if they can work out a deal on paying Kimmy's five-star hotel tab first:
President Donald Trump’s summit with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is back on, but there are still a number of logistical issues that need to be addressed beforehand.
North Korea, a proud-yet-impoverished country, apparently needs another country to cover the costs of its supreme leader’s hotel stay at The Fullerton, an expensive five-star hotel in Singapore preferred by the North Koreans, The Washington Post reported Friday, citing two people familiar with preparations. The U.S. is reportedly trying to figure out how to discreetly pick up the tab without insulting the easily-agitated North Koreans.
Oh look, a communist with no money. Expecting top of the line accommodations. On someone else's dime.
Lefties ramble on about how hammer-and-sickle countries are the bee's knees. Yet, here we have one of the world's foremost commies unable to fork over a few grand for luxury lodgings. Thus, in come the "materialistic" capitalist pig Americans to save the day with our free markets. Our non-overdrawn bank balances. Our impeccable credit scores.
On the bright side, I suppose a few grand is a small price to pay for the fat man forking over his fireworks. If a gold-plated crap-tank and a few fluffy towels will get his chocolate-stained fingers off the button, I guess it's money well spent. Whatever it takes to keep the thermonuclear devices from doing their thing.
While we're on the subject: