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A trans Nicaraguan refugee wearing a dress is beside himself after not receiving Food Stamps benefits this month. According to the reporter, he has been “moved to tears,” but all I see are crocodile tears. Nonetheless, he’s complaining about only eating once a day, and something tells me he would be eating a lot less than that in his native country, but I digress.

How is this even real life? The fact that food stamp benefits have been awarded to foreign nationals in dresses is a slap in the face to Americans everywhere who are struggling to make ends meet. Who approved this? Could this man potentially be afforded these benefits in perpetuity if the status quo remains unchanged? And call them crazy, but when I think of starving, this certainly is not it.

The man, who goes by the name Wendy, claimed he’s out of a job because a spider bit him and he’s unable to work. It’s unclear when spider bites became an excuse to receive these taxpayer-funded benefits, but something tells me it has something to do with a former root vegetable who used to live in the White House.

Can anyone claim to have been bitten by a spider and receive these benefits? Or is that a privilege only afforded to foreign nationals? You do the math.

What’s even crazier is that he claims the reason he was unable to work from the bite is that he could not walk. And unless I am hallucinating, it truly seems like he can walk just fine. Seems like affording him benefits is precisely why there needs to be massive reform, but who knows?

That being said, some people are hungry, but I don't think Wendy is one of those individuals. I don't know. That's just my two cents. You can draw whatever conclusions you wish.

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