Vegans and other leftists will obviously be triggered by the carnivore diet. Vegans get triggered anytime you choose a different lifestyle than their sad, carb-stuffed, soy filled "diet." Misery, as they say, loves to hate on people who love bacon.  So vegans bitch and complain. Except they're just too weak to do anything about it besides bitch and complain. The lack of upper arm strength makes it hard enough to tweet angrily.

But now, at least according to Newsweek, there's another reason to hate the Carnivore Diet. Because conservatives like it. Somehow Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson are also to blame.

[Jordan] Peterson is the most prominent example of the nexus connecting the carnivore diet with right-wing grievance politics. Pro-carnivore diet primers almost always inveigh against veganism, making the diet as much about symbolic protest as personal health.

Look, we make fun of vegans because it's fun. Also, it's easy. But do what you want. My meat consumption was never and will never be about "symbolic protest." I eat meat because I like it, it's good for me, and it makes me mentally and physically stronger. Suck on it, tofu lovers.

This, and similar proposals related to a proposed Green New Deal—especially freshman congressperson Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s call for a reduction in hamburger consumption as part of a multi-pronged strategy to minimize the damage caused by factory farming—have made meat eating a cause celebre among right-wing pundits, who endorse carnivorousness as a way to protest environmental policies designed to stave off civilizational destruction.

Again with the protesting. When I sit down to a ribeye steak, I'm not thinking about windmills, overly priced electric cars driven mostly by douches who've no idea where electricity comes from (lots of DIRTY COAL), or AOC. No, I'm thinking about the deliciousness of my ribeye. The end.

This could mean whether or not people pick a carnivore diet could wind up depending as much on politics as nutrition.

This is just silly.

I'm not going comment on the merits of the carnivore diet. Just because I don't know enough about it outside of a few friends being on it and having good results. Other than that, consult your doctor and so forth.

But no one eats meat just to stick it to liberals and other SJW douche burritos with soy wraps. We eat meat because it's fucking delicious. IF any AOC or Cory Booker fans get upset over it, that's on them. But stay away from my ground chuck. Don't come near my New York strips. Come at my spare ribs and I'll cut you. I have so many knives with which to cut the meats.

I'm sorry you're sad with your lettuce, tofu, and all the bread and pasta which is making you puff up like peep in a microwave. But go take your misery somewhere else, and leave the lean, mean, fighting to people who have the capabilities to hold a fork.

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