Despite being shut down by every angry atheist, agnostic, and liberal who’d rather abort children sans judgement, George Washington University says you, the Christian reading this post, have “Christian Privilege.” Bet you didn’t even think about it, did you? There you are just soaking up decades of Christian privilege, nomming those Cadbury treats from a Christian holiday which somehow got co-opted by a bunny which poops chocolate eggs. How dare you. How dare your Christian leader, aka Jesus, be snuffed in his thirties in a bloody, gruesome way. What a privileged jackass. Followed by years of His believers being snuffed in different gruesome, bloody ways. To this day. So go take your martyr privilege and shove it up a hungry lion’s rectum. Or let ISIS burn you alive, you privileged bigot.
From The College Fix:
Just four days after Easter, George Washington University will host a training session for students and faculty that teaches that Christians — especially white ones — “receive unmerited perks from institutions and systems all across our country.”
The April 5 diversity workshop is titled “Christian Privilege: But Our Founding Fathers Were All Christian, Right?!”
You mean to tell me I have perks for being Christian? Ah hell. Because so far I’ve received less than zero. I’m speaking algebraically here. As in negative numbers. As in negative benefits for being Christian. As in persecuted for being Christian. The only benefits I can think of are two holidays throughout the year, in which everyone partakes. Yes, those holidays have been appropriated by non-Christians. Jesus was born ergo a North Pole-dwelling fat guy and his band of elves make presents to deliver to “nice” children via eight tiny, flying reindeer. Followed by Jesus’s glorious resurrection being celebrated with an aforementioned egg-laying rabbit.
So that’s a wash.
I didn’t know being trolled by judgy non-Christians, being bullied by the Gaystapo, or executed by the Muslims for being infidels was “privilege.” Perhaps this course will educate me. Let’s look:
At least three examples of Christian privelege. M’kay. Guess we’ll have to wait for the lecture on Thursday to find out more. And look, a POWERPOINT presentation! Everything is better with PowerPoint, you guys. I love that “Denial” and “Equity” are necessary terms for this course. Uppercase, no less. Speaks volumes to our First World privilege problems, no?
To use an oft-employed phrase from my bro Steven Crowder, “Here’s the thing” no, Christians don’t have “privilege.” In fact, according to Newsweek, which isn’t exactly a Christian-leaning titan in the news biz, Christians worldwide are the most persecuted group out there. Yes, even more than cross-dressing trannies, or wedding cake-deprived lesbians.
“Not only are Christians more persecuted than any other faith group, but ever-increasing numbers are experiencing the very worst forms of persecution,” the report said.
The report examined the plight of Christians in China, Egypt, Eritrea, India, Iran, Iraq, Nigeria, North Korea, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, Sudan, Syria and Turkey over the period lasting from 2015 until 2017. The research showed that in that time, Christians suffered crimes against humanity, and some were hanged or crucified. The report found that Saudi Arabia was the only country where the situation for Christians did not get worse, and that was only because the situation couldn’t get any worse than it already was.
Christians are persecuted by Muslims, by other non-Christians, and by government. If you, like me, are also a Christian, you know exactly of what I speak and of what Newsweek has confirmed.
If you believe Jesus is Lord and Savior — not government as savior, not Allah as savior — to hell with you. To hell with your beliefs. This persecution is even happening in America, where the extreme left cannot tolerate even the idea of people being Christians. Here, lemme help:
- Politician Compared Christian Baker to a Nazi. Baker’s Father Witnessed the Holocaust
- Gaystapo Strikes Again: Christian Bakery Fined For Reasons You Won’t Believe
- The View’s Anti-Christian Bigotry Shows, Mocks Mike Pence and Jesus
- Piers Morgan: Liberal Media DOESN’T CARE About Muslims Attacking Christians
- Terry Bradshaw: You’re Kicked off the Desk for Talking About Jesus
- Wisconsin Parents Host OFF CAMPUS ‘Jesus Lunch.’ Leftists Have Unholy Freak-out
- UFC President Asks Athletes to Stop Thanking Jesus: ‘Keep It At Home’
- UFC Star Yoel Romero Thanks Jesus. Angry Liberals Demand Apology
That’s just in the Western world. Where all this “privilege” is apparently going down like water into wine. Which I should point out, Jesus’ followers still cannot do for themselves. Making water an alcoholic beverage is a privilege many a Christian would love to possess as readily as a bumper stuck Jesus fish. Doesn’t work that way.
Also, he who has walked across water, throw the first floaty. ‘Cause no can do over here.
All George Washington University’s little lecture proves is Christians not only lack “privilege” they’re one of the only groups still readily mocked and persecuted without retaliation, like from Islam, or societal rebuke. Guess what religious groups aren’t called out for lectures at GWU. I’ll give you three tries, but you’ll only need one.
Our modern, liberal society hates Christianity, for all the morality it represents, and seeks its destruction. Simply picking on it, calling Christians “privileged” is but another round in their chamber to try to destroy us. If only Jesus had warned us about such things.