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Start your Friday with a palate cleanser. Morgan Wallen may only be #3 on the Billboard Hot 100, but he's still number one in girls dropping bombs on each other at his concerts. Last night, they let the liquor talk. And one of them wound up with her head shoved in a port-a-potty. The person who filmed this is odds on favorite to win 2023's For The Content MVP.

Welcome to Pittsburgh. You may find yourself wondering how people get into a fight IN a port-a-potty. It would require more than one person in the port-a-potty at the same time, and while girls like to go to the bathroom together... eww gross. The brawl started outside. It just so happened that after one girl finished pooping, she opened the door and stepped out into chaos.

The fight then wound up in the toilet. It looks like one girl found herself sitting on the thrown while two other girls dropped bombs on her after someone else had dropped a bomb of her own. You feel for the girl getting ganged up on. I had attempted to get Morgan Wallen tickets myself, so I know how much she must have spent on Ticketmaster's premium pricing. To wind up sitting on a toilet with nowhere to go as two other broads claw your hair is a colossal waste of money.

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If I were to guess what backstage at AEW All-In last Sunday looked like, I'm sure it was something like this:

As we said, Morgan Wallen is number #1 in girls brawling at his concerts. The ladies get a little White Claw crazy when they see Luke Combs too. Brawls haven't broken out at Oliver Anthony gigs yet, but give them time.

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