You would think Hollywood would spare us their grandstanding political gestures, after having their proverbial butt cavern torn asunder by tales of rape. Nope. Film idea: a documentary titled: Hollywood Girl, Interrupted (by Rapist). Bearing all the Hollywood rape in mind, last night was the SAG Awards. Featuring holier-than-thou political douchebaggery dialed all the way up to Weinstein. Thanks in no small part to Morgan Freeman:

When Morgan Freeman took the stage in a baseball cap to accept the Lifetime Achievement Award at the 24th annual Screen Actors Guild Awards, he had some pointed feedback about the statuette.

“Oh and one more thing. I wasn’t going to do this,” Freeman said as he was wrapping up. “I’m going to tell you what’s wrong with this statue. It works from the back…from the front, it’s gender-specific.”

The green statuette called “The Actor” depicts – in broad strokes – the figure of a nude male holding the comedy and tragedy masks. It’s created at the American Fine Arts Foundry in Burbank, California.

So the statue has broad shoulders and a bulge where a peen would be?

Also, since when does having a penis make one a man? According to Morgan's leftist comrades, "women" can, just like men, pack tallywacker surprises. How soon before Morgan is labeled a misogynist transphobe?

If Morgan Freeman wants to stick up for the ladies, maybe he should put his colleagues on blast. Instead of virtue signaling about a dust-collecting figurine. Awarded to pompous windbags by a committee of pompous windbags. God knows, with all the rapery and blatant immorality infecting Tinseltown, there's plenty of verbal ass-beatings for the taking.

Instead, Morgan focused his vitriol on hunk of bronze. For the sin of being designed as a Y-chromosomed biped. #Brave

What if the statue is gay? Would that make Morgan Freeman a homophobe?

Typical of Hollywood, these overpaid players of pretend are focused on superficial gestures instead of addressing real problems. If non-gender-specific statues are the best solution Hollywood can muster, their rape culture problem will spread worse than Kevin Spacey at a Chippendale concert. Sorry, a Chippendale training concert. For the Boy Scouts.

Speaking of that:

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