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April 06, 2023
Man steals school bus, brings home dead deer, and runs naked from cops. Umm, we have questions.
As far as local news stories go, this is definitely one of the most bizarre I've ever encountered. So of course we have to cover it here at Louder with Crowder dot com.
A Pennsylvania man named Tony Saunders stole a school bus on Tuesday. Which is strange enough as it is. Why would anyone steal a school bus? They're quite difficult to drive and, as far as stolen vehicles go, they might just be the least inconspicuous option. I'm not in any way advocating criminal activity. But if you're going to steal a vehicle, why go with the bright yellow, 20,000 pound one? Rookie mistake.
\u201cPennsylvania man gets naked and steals a school bus to haul his dead deer home https://t.co/4JIRAlCBb7\u201d— Not the Bee (@Not the Bee) 1680729415
Anyway, police chased Saunders in the school bus across three counties. At one point during the chase, Saunders drove over a berm and nearly flipped the bus. So it got pretty intense.
Saunders eventually parked the bus on a neighborhood street, got out, and began running. As he ran, he stripped off his clothing until he was butt-naked. (I'm telling you now. This detail is never explained. We just have to accept his nakedness.)
He continued to run through parking lots and busy areas until police caught up with him and arrested him. Still fully-naked. Saunders then admitted to stealing the bus after he crashed a BMW.
But wait, there's more: Saunders told police there was a dead deer inside the bus. He was trying to bring it home to fertilize his garden. As one does.
He is currently being held at the York County Prison for fleeing an officer, receiving stolen property, reckless driving, and resisting arrest.
Pennsylvanians, what's going on in your state? I've been there many times and never saw anything this wild. But I must say, I do hope Saunders's garden survives his stint in jail. He risked a lot for those plants.
Lily is a Zoomer college dropout who somehow landed a writing gig here at LwC.com. In her spare time, she enjoys going for runs, touching grass, and occasionally tweeting tweets for fellow tweeters.
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