You've probably been hearing about the new Michael Jackson documentary making the rounds. Surprise, Mikey was kind of a creepy guy and he very well might have been diddling kids. Shocking, I know.

Bill Maher and his crew took some time to discuss the documentary and, true to form, they tried tying MJ's actions to the Donald.

See for yourself:

The eponymous host declared that President Trump and Michael Jackson have two similarities: “One, Michael Jackson could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and his fans wouldn’t leave him and two, both of them commit their crimes in the open.” Maher went onto mention that Michael Jackson would talk about how he slept in bed with children and held their hands; leading to people believing that he could not possibly be a pedophile because he was so open about it before arguing, “This is Trump in the Oval Office with the Russians.”

Ugh, this tactic again.

As funny as Trump and Putin moonwalking up to each other and doing their secret handshake with sequined gloves would be, it's just a fantasy. At least until proof comes along. Until then, we can't declare Trumpy to be a smooth criminal without some of that pesky evidence.

These lefties seem unable to understand not everything has parallels with the Donald. If they expect their "arguments" to last through both of Trump's terms, they're gonna have to pace themselves  As this half-assed attempt shows, lefties are already running low on legit gripes against the Orange One as it is.

While they're at it, they can also go ahead and stop pretending to have the moral high ground when it comes to amoral turdlets. After Weinstein, nobody's buying that one:

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