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June 05, 2023
Liberal woman goes viral throwing liberal men under the bus because she can't find one to date who acts like a man
Matt Walsh needs to launch a sequel to his documentary called "What is a man?," because this liberal woman is struggling. Tired of liberal men who try to get into her pants by literally trying to get into her pants just to see how they fit, she wants to know if it's possible to find a man who a) acts like a man, b) treats her like a woman, and c) is not a conservative.
Give her credit. She is tired of dating soy and is reaching out to the one person who might be able to help. The Internet.
Liberal Woman complains about dating lib men bc they're not men... continues dating them
Which one of you wants to save her? pic.twitter.com/gVJVHM2gVF
— 🌴 Josh Lekach 🌴 (@JoshLekach) June 3, 2023
It is really hard to find a man who wants to pay on the first date, who wants to open your door, who has that want and desire to take care of you and to provide who is not a conservative.
I'm admittedly out of practice, but is paying for the first date NOT something men are expected to do and/or stopped doing? Because there's an Extra Gum commercial that drives me insane. This twerp is having an existential crisis when asked by a waiter "together or separate" because he doesn't know if he should pay for the date or not. Every time it is on I want to reach through the TV, shove his head in a toilet, and steal his girl.
But yes. If having a man who is a gentleman and chivalrous is something you desire and are only finding in conservative men, it's because most liberal men are pussies. If you want someone to get your door for you, you might also need to be okay with your date voting for Ron DeSantis.
And obviously, as a liberal woman, I do wanna be respected for my independence and I do want to have my own autonomy in the relationship and not be combined or conform to the traditional female homemaker childbearing role... I don't want to compromise my morals and values.
I think I see the problem here. Outside of the few conservative men she accidentally swiped right on, she doesn't know any IRL conservative men OR conservative women. Conservative women have autonomy and independence. Conservative men enjoy cooking. Allow me to blow our friend here's mind. 98% of what she has heard about conservative men and conservative women from TikTok and leftist tabloids like CNN? Complete bullshit.
Speaking as a conservative man who has dated liberal women before, I'll give her some advice. Just don't talk about politics. And if you do, either be respectful or after you get into a fight about the election, enjoy the make-up sex and go see a movie.
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