In case you haven't heard, the effort to repeal and replace the giant hippo turd known as Obamacare has cleared the House. The replacement plan, however, has received mixed reviews from Republicans who don't think the effort goes far enough. This post? Not about the law, but the reaction from entitled leftist celebrities which has been nothing short of unanimous. A unanimous deluge of butthurt and tears.

Behold, the Tweetness...

I hate to break this to you, but your side already tried that in South Carolina, and it worked out about as well as Bill Nye trying to explain gender science. You might want to go back to the drawing board on that one.

Dear Mark Ruffalo, neither did Now You See Me. So, I guess you would know.

Funny how she's so concerned about pregnant women giving birth to prevent our extinction, yet she's a vocal supporter of Planned Parenthood and baby-killing in general. Methinks you've backed yourself into a contradictory corner, Lizzie. I mean that figuratively, not literally. Those words actually mean different things. I get it, words are hard.

So, the government putting a gun to your head and forcing you to pay obnoxious amounts of money for crap insurance is a human right? Good to know. By the way, what was the last movie or show you were in? Having a hard time placing my desire to care for your unscripted words.

You mean the same American people who put the "repeal Obamacare" guy in office? You need to just let it go.

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Here's a newsflash for you celebrities. Most of us have about as much love for Obamacare as we'd have for a golfball-sized hemorrhoid. You might know that if you'd ever set foot outside your gated Hollywood mansions. Here in the real world, premiums are skyrocketing like Amy Schumer's weight and job growth is getting stifled. The insurance may seem affordable when you're pulling in eight figures a year, but for us average folks it's a whole different shebang.

If ever there was the perfect example of the divide between elitist progressives and the rest of America, this is it. Mayhaps you folks should spare us the condescending sewage that's leaking from your mouths and stick to playing pretend. We're plenty fit to make our own decisions, without your unscripted verbal sewage.

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