Liberals Seek Cover! Kid Rock Launches Pro-Trump Clothing Line
I don't know. On one hand, LwC is big on celebrities sewing their obnoxiously loose mouths shut. Or stapling them, whatever it takes (see KISS's Gene Simmons to Anti-Trump Celebs: "Shut Your Pie Hole!" and Mark Wahlberg Says Celebrities Should Shut Up About Politics). On the other hand, we love ourselves some capitalist ventures. Especially those which send leftists crying to their safe spaces for their gender queer maternal figures. So, Kid Rock launching a pro Donald Trump clothing line?
This is why they call him the pimp of the nation...
“Due to overwhelming demand, we decided to go ahead and actually make this & other current event merch,” the Michigan native tweeted on Monday, introducing a collection that includes a handful of products that some people would find highly offensive. One shirt boasts the slogan “Gods, Guns, and Trump,” a phrase that’s already adorning other merch sold on websites including Amazon. Another, which the singer donned for a recent concert, shows a map of the United States and highlights the states that voted for Hillary Clinton in blue and the states that voted for Trump in red, calling the blue states “DumbF***istan.”
Ok, so "DumbF***istan" maybe be a little childish. Funny as hell, but childish. Rather like any and all jokes about defecation, especially as it relates to dropping the deuces. Doesn't mean the jokes are wrong, just tipping more puerile than sophistication. Okay? Okay.
Comedy levels aside, let's celebrate how emboldened the country has become against the progressive left. We were not Trump's biggest or loudest fans up to the election. Even during the election we were mostly crying tears of joy simply because we bathed in liberal tears of boo-hoo, the pantsuited witch is dead. Okay? Okay.
But could you IMAGINE a line of clothing like this under Bush? Of course not. That's what makes the Kid's new fashion line pretty damn funny. There's been a tipping, and for that we can certainly throw up our hands in jubilant celebration. The left has lost quite a bit of power. But one does if residing in DumbF***istan. I hear it's lovely no times of the year.
Though while we are plugging merchandise...