It's Halloween. Some of you may be dressing up today as a culturally appropriated princess. Some may wrap yourself in bubble wrap, claim you're offended by everything, and say you're a Millennial. Kathy Griffin? She's dressed like a criminally unfunny comedian trying too hard to make a comeback. In other words, Tuesday.

Narrator's Voice: She really is a criminally unfunny comedian trying too hard to make a comeback

I know we've been busy talking about A-listers and actual celebrities who have made the news lately (see Did Family Guy Warn Us About Kevin Spacey in 2005? and Yet ANOTHER Hollywood Scandal. Jeremy Piven Accused of Inappropriate Behavior...), so I almost forgot about Griffin. Like the candy you got from an elderly lady, which has been sitting in her house since 1987, here's Griffin trying to come back up again.

I mean--

Trump mask. Middle fingers. Taking a knee. Did she leave her pussy hat at home?

Did her stage set, with the word RESIST in light up letters (like she's in the band KISS) get lost on the way to the comedy club? Because that's the only cliche I see missing here.

Which is why Griffin will never make a comeback: she's a tired cliche with no originality. Just shock which is no longer shock. It's older than Hillary's excuses.

You go and try and make a comeback, Sally.

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