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Karate Expert Fights Off Rape Attempt by Illegal Migrants
Europe lately seems to have a rape problem. Also, a migrant problem. In some places, a basic right to self-defense problem. Thankfully for one woman, they haven't banned marital arts yet. Because this one karate expert was able to fight off her would-be attackers.
A KARATE expert fearing rape when she was pinned down by two men after a night out made a brave escape – by “kicking them in the balls”.
A jury heard the traumatised woman was pounced on and thrown to the ground while walking home from a nightclub in Forfar, Angus.
Mohammad Islam and Shehab Smekramuddin – both illegal immigrants – are facing lengthy jail terms after being convicted of the chilling assault.
"Mohammad Islam," eh? Sounds like he belongs to one of those Baptist rape squads we keep hearing about.
The traumatised woman told how moments later Islam approached and asked if she wanted to be “walked home”.
As she was distracted Smekramuddin pounced from behind, knocking her to the ground and pinning her down.
But the pair had not bargained on her martial arts expertise.
Little did those rape-crazy asshats realize, this lady was well-trained in the ancient ways of the five-toe exploding sack swat.
This young lady is one of the lucky ones. Most lasses who end up in the crosshairs of rapey Muhammad fangirl illegals don't have skills in crotch-stomping. Seeing as our Euro-brethren aren't keen or private boomstick ownership, those gals usually don't have much more than hope or a whistle in their arsenal.
It's also good to know the attackers are the ones who have charges against them. That's not always a given. Left leaning courts tend to be super sensitive to the "needs" of Islamic and border-hopping types. I suppose this dame managed to rank higher on the hierarchy of oppression than her attackers. Lucky her.
Hopefully, the courts will convict the two violating buttmunches and they'll be the ones dodging the rape from here on out. #Justice