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October 18, 2023
Watch: K9 Takes A Bite Out Of Some Doofus Jumping “Like A Monkey” Off Roofs And Attempting To Flee
A man ended up on the roof of a residence in Phoenix where he ultimately fell to the ground trying to jump from house to house. Officers then subsequently deployed the furry missile.
I guess it was not clear to the Fiddler on the Roof. But when you play stupid games, you get stupid prizes.
This dog subsequently shook the flying suspect as if he were his favorite toy.
All I can say is Atta boy! What a good dog!
The K9’s human partner was also very proud of his doggo.
“Good boy buddy!” the officer can be heard saying on the footage.
Some of the officers were worried that the K9 may have been injured in this incident.
“Don’t fight my dog!” the officer said.
“Get your hands off of him!” another concerned officer appeared to tell the suspect.
Fortunately, he made it out of there just fine and officers had to rip the powerful puppy off his favorite chew toy.
How many stitches do you think he got? At least a dozen, right?
The good doggie let the suspect know that if he attempted to run some more, he would only go to jail more tired.
"I just saw the guy jumping like a monkey," Christelle Kouam Chuene said, according to Fox News. "He seems like he knew what he was doing."
Chuene was at home with her children when she heard something going on.
"When I looked out my window, I saw somebody jumping house to house," she said. "I saw him jumping from one house to the other one. It was so crazy. It was really crazy and scary."
Officers told her to stay inside her house when she opened her door, according to Fox News.
"I hope nothing like that happens again because it was so scary," she said.
Fortunately, her ring camera was able to provide the video content.
Police say that the incident began when officers tried to pull over a vehicle near 38th Avenue and Broadway Road. The suspect didn't stop and drove away.
Although officers didn't give chase, they tracked down the vehicle and found the suspect.
Officers said that 29-year-old Jamie Chavira was seen jumping into the backyard of several homes in an area neighborhood, as well as on the roof of homes at times.
According to KPNX, at one point, Chavira fell into a recycling bin when he attempted to jump from roof to roof.
This is when the eager K-9 unit brought him down. Officials say Chavira was taken to the hospital for treatment for the dog bite he received.
Chavira was booked into jail after he was released from the hospital.
He is being charged with resisting arrest and unlawful flight from an officer.
This doggie definitely deserves a bone for being the star of the show. We know that the bite on the back of the leg had got to hurt.
It is unclear why the suspect fled when police tried to pull him over, but it makes you assume that he may have had some cocanine on him. Or maybe he had too many unpaid barking tickets.