Speaker Kevin McCarthy opened up a formal impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden over the (alleged) Biden Crime Family.

It's the first in a long line of steps, and there's an argument to be made that Democrats f*cked around with Trump so they're now finding out with Biden. Let's first check in on the other side of the aisle to hear what the opposition has to say.

Hey, there's Senator John Fetterman right now...

After becoming a victim of a stroke, Sen. Fetterman sometimes is hard to understand. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website have hired a translator who speaks Fettermaneese to explain what the Senator meant to say.

I know I'm supposed to hate Fetterman. You know, what with him being gun-grabbing, pro-abortion, commie, and all that. But I'll be honest... I don't hate the swagger.

He knows who he is. He's the brain-damaged guy whose entire job is to look at Chuck Schumer and agree with him. Fetterman is saying f*ck it. He looks like Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein mated with a baked potato. He'll dress like a slob and tell the media he's a fashion icon. If he doesn't want to shave then he... ok, so there is no excuse for the Freddie Mercury mustache. If his wife isn't going to tell him to how to look, he needs to have an intern or something sneak in while he's napping with an electric razor.

Unless the plan is for him to look like he shouldn't be within fifty yards of schools. Maybe the people around him are thinking of the children.

As for McCarthy?

It's nothing more than a first step. As RedState reports, it opens up the powers of the House in diving further into investigations and provides more leverage against legal deterrents like Executive Privilege. Republican investigators have more tools to investigate Biden's shady business dealings.

I'll wait to get excited when they start using those tools. I'll wait longer to get my hopes up.

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