It finally popped off between Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump this week to see who will be the GOP nominee in 2024. We now tune in to the current presidency already in progress. Joe Biden threw an event to celebrate Women's History Month, and like any time they let Biden speak in public...let's call it a Rorschach test.

Critics will see a man falling apart before our very eyes. A feeble man whose brain is 51% tapioca pudding at this point. A guy who should be put in a home. Or left at the track with a note pinned to his sweater. "Independent" "fact" checkers will call this another example of Biden's childhood stutter we only first heard about in 2020.

Like calling his wife the first full-time lady. Though, in Biden's defense, women who haven't been women full-time have been getting awards this week. It's confusing for all of us.

Not quite sure what an "LGBTQ survivor" is. Unless even Biden is confused about the Ls vs Gs vs Bs vs Ts vs Qs vs As vs Is vs other Is vs Ps vs whatever the hell the +s are. And in his brain, it would be entertaining to send them all to an Island and have them battle it out for supremacy. With the Ts vs drag queens in the final tribal council.

And there was this other clip about his wife leaving him... dude, no one believes you.

If his wife is really leaving him notes, they would most likely be:

"Don't forget pants again."

"You're changing the sheets yourself this time."

"His name isn't 'Poot Buttgig' and you should stop calling him that."

That concludes today's episode of "81,000,000 Americans Owe the Rest of Us and Amends." Join us again next time, where the White House press team plays "what PTOUS meant to say is..." after Biden forgets DOOCY is on the no-no list.