Donald Trump. Barack Obama. George Bush. Bill Clinton. Four men who were President of the United States, aka the Commander-in-Chief, aka held the highest office of the land. Could you imagine ANY OF THEM looking like Joe Biden in this video? Wandering aimlessly while everyone ignores him and/or doesn't realize he's there. As if he's that one old dude every neighborhood has you know to stay away from.

Or in the case of the children, avoids him no matter how good he says his candy is.

They call him the wanderer. Oh, he's the wanderer...

Poor, confused, senile, disappointed Ol' Joey. I'm sure looked forward to this event all month when he circled "Toys for Tots" on his calendar. Those are two of his favorite things: toys and tots. ESPECIALLY when the former helps him get the latter. Our dude woke up early, rushed through a meeting about the border crisis, splashed on some aftershave and headed right to the event. He was going to do two things: sniff children and chew bubble gum. And he was all out of bubble gum.

Then he got to the event and no one wanted to play with him. Or recognized who he was. It's as if every child in attendance was handed a shopping bag, a candy cane, and Joe's photo with the words "Stranger Danger."

Though most to blame is he is staff who allows visuals like this again and again and again. That's unless they scheduled "1:15 to 1:30 - wander around like you don't know where you are or what happened to your pants" because research shows it makes him relatable.

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