, Mr. 81 Million, addressed the nation on Thursday night to say he was calling on Congress to pass his emergency $100 Billion aid package to Ukraine. Israel gets some too. We had no idea he was addressing us until we woke up this morning and saw people making fun of him not knowing the cameras were on. Seriously, who watches network television anymore?
Policywise, there were two key points, The first is the more money he wants to give to Ukraine... and Israel too. It has to be tied together, though. We can't vote separately on giving aid to Israel and giving MORE aid to Ukraine based on the individual merits of doing either. And unlike Zelenskyy, I wasn't aware Netanyahu asked for anything. "F*ck the American border," while not verbalized, was implied.
The other is warning people about, in response to Hamas launching a terrorist attack against Israel and people in America celebrating those attacks, not engaging in Islamicphobia. I think he meant to say "Islamophobia."
I saw people discussing Biden's "chin balls" on X yesterday but didn't have the strength to research why.
We can't mock Biden without poop jokes because, to quote Excalibur, you GOT to give the people what they want.
Though the winners were these two photoshops.
Remembering Farley is the most relatable thing this president has ever done.
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Today, Biden is meeting with the globalists who run the European Union for the, quote, "second U.S. - EU Summit since the President took office." No doubt the EU will be demanding a ceasefire and for Israel to show restraint.
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